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There has been thousands of single members online and waiting for you?
?l?ckwhit?Planet.c ^0^ m it?s where for men and women looking for interracial'ship for a fabulous lifestyle
It?s a nice place for black white sing'les, to interact with each other?no bounds or extremes in front of true love.
Finding love can be tough enough but finding a mate that's wealthy can even be harder.
Would you need someone who can love you back??

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1. Does any actually play with voice chat enabled anymore? Especially on the 360 or ps3?

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   1. yes

   2. I don't but I hear people talking when I play games, so either they do or I'm insane. Probably both.

   3. they probably do but i leave the volume to low so i can't here them.

2. Should have had the 'girl gamer' constantly proclaiming that they are a girl and trying to get everyone to help them out and notice them because they're a girl.

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   1. Thank you Microsoft for the gift of completely and permanently disabling voice chat on the 360. Sony could learn from your noble example.

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      1. Those sideburns are getting ridiculous!

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         1. This is literally the most accurate representation of 50% of the people you meet in online games. The other 50% is screaming children too young to actually buy the game on their own.

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            1. I'm 95 percent sure that when my godbrother complains of campers and lag, that it's really incompetence or that he doesn't know how to accept losing a game.

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               1. Couldn't help but laugh way too hard at the end, "Sup, how's your weiner? How's your weiner man?" That was awesome.

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                  1. It's weird to be able to see both of Sarge's eyes.

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                     1. We've seen both of his eyes before. Just not at the same time.

                  2. TEAM TIGER AWESOME

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                     1. Can't tell if bong

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                        1. Knowing Michael, it probably is a bong.

                     2. lol another good point to why i dont like to use my mic unless im with friends.... though in countstrike i mistook a boy for a woman.. his voice hadn't cracked and i typed out "Hey *name* another gamer chick i don't feel lonely anymore!!"... yeah.. i dunno who was more embarrassed him or me lol

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                        1. He was.

                     3. Man, you guys never disappoint. That was hilarious. Great job!

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                        1. good idea, didnt really do it for me

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                           1. Thank you for not screaming your opinion, though i did like the skit i like how your express your opinions without sounding like a tool.

                           2. I think what you meant to say was "Either the entries sucked or youHAVENO TEASTE BECAUSE TIHS WAS TERIBLE AND ALRO IS GAY SWAIMRBLARGL FRAAKRRRRGROOOOOOOOO!!!11!11

                        2. I am a 30-years old lady, mature and beautiful. Finding love can
                           be tough enough but finding a mate that's wealthy can even be harder.
                           ?l?ckwhit?Planet.c?m is meant to be the place to connect with beautiful and successful people.
                           Check itout and flirt with those wealthy, handsome or beautiful!

                           Love means more ! DON?TMAKE YOUR life LONELY!

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                           1. the address implies there will be Oreos there, am I correct in this assumption?

                           2. Vlackwhiteplanet? What does that even mean??

                           3. A whole Oreo planet. I eat Oreos when I'm lonely. Is she saying it's good that I eat Oreos when I'm lonely?

                           4. @JamesT... thats exactly what i was thinking its sooo stupid seeing people use that character to replace a B when its not even a B.. lol /annoyed german chick signing off...

                           5. Spam on toast is delicious, but spam on cracked makes you a gay racist slur..

                           6. oh I thought that replased a sh type sound not a V.

                           7. The name just means there are a bunch of fat chicks of all colors there. Racist slur. Sexism. Racist Slexismur.

                        3. I've been gaming for decades and I'm pretty sure that's the only logical reaction to a 360/PS3 controller.

                           Later: "R3? WHERE THE f**k IS R3" "You have to click the right analogue stick" "WHAT???"

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                           1. There should be training courses required in order to join a game.

                           2. Yes, good god. I don't know how it's possible to forget how to use the controller in the middle of an 8 hour session, but suddenly I just go "Wait... what button am I using here again? That's what that one does?"

                        4. I think I used to play WoW with those guys. I mean, whatever, I never played WoW. Nerds.

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                           1. Sarge... isn't the sergeant?

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                              1. IKR???

                              2. I thought he was cast perfectly. They all were.

                           2. "ARE THERE FOUR IN THE BACK!?" hahaha

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                              1. Good one! Nice work all around!

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